Anons Send Me Root Vegetables

my life is eggs

my whole life

is eggs right now

animal crossing what is with you

acciowomp:

[S] Jesus: Rise.

imglolz:

This should be shared every Easter

imglolz:

This should be shared every Easter

that stupid faulty donut planet post is back and i’m so busy hand-wringing and geology/planetary science nerd raging over here oh my god

deep breaths

no

no donut planets

no donut planets

maybe donut shaped things in space

but they are not planets

they fail the planet litmus test in half a billion ways

who the fuck let that guy write an article for the general public, oh my god that was a total trainwreck i so regret clicking through to read it.

it’s three in the morning and i just described a hypothetical donut planet as a “dry frozen frisbee” and “a frisbee with a fuckhole in it.”

and i’m completely sober

Everyone wants to be Batman, but everyone should be Captain America.

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

okay but what is with the grizzly bears with five o’clock shadow wearing aprons balloons in the background and why is nobody talking about it???

okay but what is with the grizzly bears with five o’clock shadow wearing aprons balloons in the background and why is nobody talking about it???

If you can say Schwarzenegger, you can say Esparza

- Raúl Esparza on idiots who kept pressuring him to change his name to something less latino. (via magnetic-rose)

Our names are not a burden.

(via zombieflorence)


let’s fang out later, mate by arcuate
garrettsander:

Look it’s Hoodude!!!

garrettsander:

Look it’s Hoodude!!!

owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

i’m trying to find the name of the paintings/ subject of the paintings in this reaction image

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i keep trying to google it based on descriptions of it (i haven’t had any luck plugging the cropped paintings in, all i’m getting is the reaction image version -_-), so i tried “painting incredulous man” and that turned up a whole bunch of different versions of Thomas poking Jesus Christ in his crucifiction wounds. and i’m like yeah well that certainly is an incredulous man lmao

crystalmir said:

That’s Dr. Samuel Johnson and they’re painted by Joshua Reynolds.

THANK YOU. I bow to your supreme google fu/ art knowledge

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

nurderling:

Watch this video from Cadillac. Note a few things (actor, white, rich guy, workaholic, typical cocky American, very unrealistic). This is not a parody video, they’re being completely serious.

Now watch Ford’s response.

I can’t explain it very well just please watch both of these videos okay Ford burns Cadillac so bad okay it’s so good.

"That’s the upside of giving a damn."

You better hope winter is coming, bitch. You’re gonna need it for that burn.

holy shit i’ve actually gotten some really cool prompt responses to the draw meme. ;u; you guys are great! if you want, feel free to send more! thank you to everybody who’s sent one!!!

verygibbous:

what if “lucy” was about lucy liu casually beating up pervy white dudes instead

and the story was about an asian woman who gets justice from the white men who used and abducted her

and it was an effective commentary on white imperialism, the violent commodification of asian…