my life is eggs
my whole life
is eggs right now
animal crossing what is with you
[S] Jesus: Rise.
This should be shared every Easter
that stupid faulty donut planet post is back and i’m so busy hand-wringing and geology/planetary science nerd raging over here oh my god
no donut planets
no donut planets
maybe donut shaped things in space
but they are not planets
they fail the planet litmus test in half a billion ways
who the fuck let that guy write an article for the general public, oh my god that was a total trainwreck i so regret clicking through to read it.
it’s three in the morning and i just described a hypothetical donut planet as a “dry frozen frisbee” and “a frisbee with a fuckhole in it.”
and i’m completely sober
>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked
>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model
>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room
>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age
okay but what is with the grizzly bears with five o’clock shadow wearing aprons balloons in the background and why is nobody talking about it???
- Raúl Esparza on idiots who kept pressuring him to change his name to something less latino. (via magnetic-rose)
Our names are not a burden.
Look it’s Hoodude!!!
why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia
Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it
that hasnt stopped any corporations before
i’m trying to find the name of the paintings/ subject of the paintings in this reaction image
i keep trying to google it based on descriptions of it (i haven’t had any luck plugging the cropped paintings in, all i’m getting is the reaction image version -_-), so i tried “painting incredulous man” and that turned up a whole bunch of different versions of Thomas poking Jesus Christ in his crucifiction wounds. and i’m like yeah well that certainly is an incredulous man lmao
That’s Dr. Samuel Johnson and they’re painted by Joshua Reynolds.
THANK YOU. I bow to your supreme google fu/ art knowledge
Watch this video from Cadillac. Note a few things (actor, white, rich guy, workaholic, typical cocky American, very unrealistic). This is not a parody video, they’re being completely serious.
I can’t explain it very well just please watch both of these videos okay Ford burns Cadillac so bad okay it’s so good.
"That’s the upside of giving a damn."
You better hope winter is coming, bitch. You’re gonna need it for that burn.
holy shit i’ve actually gotten some really cool prompt responses to the draw meme. ;u; you guys are great! if you want, feel free to send more! thank you to everybody who’s sent one!!!
what if “lucy” was about lucy liu casually beating up pervy white dudes instead
and the story was about an asian woman who gets justice from the white men who used and abducted her
and it was an effective commentary on white imperialism, the violent commodification of asian…